Have you ever...

Yep XD
Have you ever felt guilty on something? o.o

well, technically yeah :O on my bro :O
but since there was no killing intent, i guess it can't count ;)

have you ever watched wood glue dry and get transparent ???

XD lolz
I think i have o.o
Have you ever... failed so badly on something? T_T

yup, at trying to learn japanese :3
Have you ever thrown a fruit at someone =O

yup! xD

have you ever real life glomped someone?

(if you don't know what glomp is: it's a hug, you run up to someone and hug him/her but get pushed to the ground x3)

yes :]] and it was fun lol
Have you ever wanted to be a bird? (random question XD)

yes, so i can fly ^-^

Have you ever kissed a monkey? O.o

only stuffed ones XD
Have you ever sneezed and made a really weird noise?

yeah ._.''
Have you ever had a hang over? .-.

a small one maybe (owwies @.@)
Have you ever poked a brownie?

no xD

have you ever worked someone so bad on his/her nerves the person hit you? O-o

no but I've had the reverse happen =\
Have you ever actually slipped on a banana peel?

nope xD

have you ever tried to eat someone? o.o

no =O
Have you ever talked to your computer XD

YES X'D
Have you ever took a shower/bath that was 1hour? O_o''

hm not rly :O i took one that was 30 mins though xD

Have you ever been drunk ? :O

nope, i don't drink ^0^

have you ever fallen in love with one of your best friends? ;/

yeap. A terrible mistake.

Have u ever kick a pig?

hell no bya *kicks him*
have you ever tried singing in japanese when that song was sung in chinese?

nope... that will definitely sounds catastrophic

Have u ever lie to me?

never ever :p
have ya ever try to kill your sister for failing so much in many ways?

[color=red]Nope.

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